random thoughts 2: Electric Boogaloo

random thoughts 2: Electric Boogaloo

June 2, 2007

Ok, My mom is reading these blogs now. So not only do I have to keep it clean nobody leave nasty comments. Now onto the fun:

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I'm not sure what a "K" is. Since the only people that know the metric system are dorks and drug dealers and even though I get accused of being both on a daily basis I still do not how far is this "K".
Unless it is steps as in it's 5 steps to my pancakes I ain't showing up.
Does the running come before or after the breakfast?
"How many "K's" can you run before vomiting pancakes?"
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I'm thinking about adopting a kid. Just like Angelina Jolie I'd get one from a 3 rd world country. Just because I think they are more sturdy. You can leave them outside for a couple of days and they'll be fine.

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So if you notice when you log on to myspace. There is a box with links to advertisers. Someone scans your page and looks for matches and plugs in the specific ad just for you. Unfortunately this scanning software cannot detect sarcasm

Mama's Family on DVD ..

Enjoy all 130 Episodes on 11 DVDs! Complete Series Buy for only $31.99
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This is the most unfair torturous commercial on tv.  

Thanks Miranda I needed to pitch the tent post during Matlock

if the video doesn't show up here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpfQWj92Dmc
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So quite awhile ago I was a professional photographer. Weddings mostly. But I did a lot of portfolios for models. This one girl had a cousin or niece that was in a child beauty pageant. She invited me to the hotel where is was held to meet the kids mom to talk to her about putting together a new presentation for her. I thought this was a good idea. I could also pass out some cards to drum up future business.
That night was a friends bachelor party and we ended up at strip club. It was my first time at one. It wasn't that big of a deal because due to some ordinance you can't get naked in Rockford. (Which by the way is the title of a new musical I'm writing "You Can't Get Naked in Rockford" the musical journey of a country girl trying to make it in the big city.) But anyway, it was just girls in frilly clothing gyrating to bad music.
The next morning I went to the Clock Tower for the under 8 beauty pag. Expecting to see cute little girls in denim bibs or shorts holding a plastic bucket. It couldn't be farther from the truth. Basically it was a smaller version of what I saw the night before at the strip club. Same costumes, same amount of makeup, same dances.
This was years before Jon Benet Ramsey so I had no idea what went on. This was, I think the most weirded out I have ever been. I left in a hurry. In fact when I remember this story I see my self leaving like a cartoon character , not using the door just busting through a wall with an outline of me left. I learned more about these prosti-tots freak shows since then. That's why I didn't find Little Miss Sunshine as charming as everyone else.

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Better get Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law on this case



Believe me I have NO problem walking the gray area of copyright infringement but come on.
If Hanna Barbera doesn't seem to care about this I'm going to open the Yogi Bear Pic-a-nic Basket Shop or the Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pot Sales Van.
Well I will once I learn the metric system.