we're gonna tear the roof off the mother Ow, we want the funk
originally posted Jan 30, 2007
Last year my roof started leaking. Not the fun kind of leaking like in the old movies where it drips into a pan and keeps you awake. This was waves of water coming down the wall around the chimney.
So I finally got someone who would put on a new roof. This guy was great and very meticulous but his crew was a little annoying. I can live with the blasting of classic rock even though I really don't think anyone needs to hear Rock You Like A Hurricane twice a day.
I have a weird sleeping schedule. I usually go to sleep around 4 or 5am and wake up around noon. But the first day I was woken up at 6am by this:
Fat Guy with a cumberbum
While he was doing the porch he didn't walk on the support beams and his foot went right through the roof and then shouted, "who built this house Indians?" I have no idea what this means and which hemisphere of Indians he is even slurring.
Now if this isn't enough but he smokes a lot and constantly makes that throat clearing noise. But he does the
Hoooowaaaakkkkk
noise INTO the holes of the roof so the whole house acts as a amplifier. Making the walls shake with this sound as he loosens up his phlegm.
It's hard to write what this experience is like, but it is how I imagine what it's like trying to take a nap in Rosie O'Donnell colon.
Smoker, possible racist, emphazima sufferer, public spitter. If you're interested ladies ,,,,,, He's single.
Anybody come up with a caption for this picture?
All I got is
Mike Reno hit hard times once Loverboy broke up.
The Karate Kid has really let himself go 
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