Tangent Jamboree #9 Movin On Up

 

 

I tried to hang on to myspace for longer than most. But they screwed up the blogs. I moved everything here and I checked my stats after a week. The blogs that had the most hits were the horrible tattoo pictures and the wisdom of Darryl Heine. 

SO with no new stories to tell I figured I would give the world what they want, no need. 

Enjoy:

 

My favorite item at the Dollar Store

 

Where to begin:

Pregnancy tests at the dollar store should come with directions to the abortion clinic and adoption agencies.

Did the Dollar Store Condom break?

If you sent your man out to buy a pregnancy test and he comes back with one from the dollar store what are the chances of getting child support?

They had to put this sign up and keep them behind the counter because they were obviously getting stolen. If you thinking about having a kid and you have to steal something that costs $1.07  chances are private school is out of the question.

 ok now on to the tattoos:

 

More rare than the Holiday Special this is from the Star Wars Wookie Wedding Variety Show

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Someday I hope to be as strong of character as Christopher

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Although I am against hunting. I do feel it is ok to put out of misery 

a deer with downs syndrome

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This seems handy. Sometimes I need to carry knives and salad bowls when my hands are full.

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This must be a mistake. How can this guy get arrested when his face clearly says he is a genius. Must have been a computer hacker or something.

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You heart who?

Hasidic Jews?

ZZ Top?

Tony Walker?

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My monther wouldn’t appreciate this.

“So you didn’t want to put it on the front”

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Murder was the case that they gave me

with some Clearasil.

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Ear lizards are cool but I get tired of their tails getting tangled and I throw them away.

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These LOL Cats make no sense to me

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Practical.

You can keep going up for more free samples at the grocery store.

Each finger a different disguise.

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Okay I wouldn’t want this to happen to me again either but just to make sure I’m going to get it burned into my flesh

So I never go through that embarrassment.

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If I could be a fly on the wall when this Algonquin Round Table gets together.

 

 

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Worst childrens show of all time. But the theme song is still stuck in my head.

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What Would Raptor Jesus Do?

Answer: Create a kick ass line of skateboard shoes

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But to read this the person you are threatening is behind you.

Usually you don’t see this kind of power confidence in a bottom.

Oh maybe its warning about painful urination in the morning.

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Not sure what’s going on here. Let’s just say it’s something about socialism.

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“Shhhh don’t tell my daddy how shity this looks”

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SQUIDCAT save us from Sharktopus.

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Yaaa I just don’t get it.

Stormtrooper fish? Empire Cod? Storm Trout?

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And when someone says Straight Edge I always think of  that guy in Counting Crows

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Hey its two of my favorite Aryan fetishes when--- FUCK ITS STORM GROOPER.

Storm Grooper how could I have missed that.

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I used to watch these shows but the fights are so fixed

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“So I like chose this symbol because its like a black fish and a white fish just trying to swim all up in there and its just like what I say to my probation occifer we all just tryin to do our own fish thing”

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Would you think less of me if I made a Uranus joke?

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This time I thought of having the quotes of Glenn Beck to compare and contrast the twitter post of Darryl Heine.  

 

 

See you next time

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