Random Thoughts 7 New Nightmare

Random Thoughts 7 New Nightmare

May 4, 2008

Anytime a friend or a co-worker does something creative. I always try to support them. Usually a band, but sometimes an art showing or watching a short film. I like to help out and usually doesn't cost that much.

A friend that is a ballet dancer has had 2 shows since I met her. The first I missed, The Nutcracker. I hate all music that is in the public domain. Her newest production was Cinderella, so I said I would go this time.

I wanted to go with someone to nudge me if I fell asleep during the 2-1/2 hour show. But sadly, the only person I know that likes ballet is on the stage.

The show started and I am reminded just how dumb I am by it dawning on me there is no dialog in a ballet. It starts in Cinderella's home. I'm trying to run through my head the story of Cinderella and the only version I can barely remember is the Disney version. I only see two ugly stepsisters and a girl dressed like a cat. I can't remember if there were three stepsisters or two. Did Disney bastardize the original? Is one stepsister dressed up like a cat or is she supposed to be a cat? For the love of god would it be so bad to have some dialog? So I can figure out what the F is going on?

So my mind is wandering---- wonder what is the casting like for the ugly stepsister. Do they know they are going to be cast in that role?  That seems like it could be uncomfortable. "You're not right for the lead but you would be PERFECT to play the haggy villains"    Bad times.

As the fairies dance around, I mean the girls dressed like actual fairies my mind starts to wander again as I try to pick out the ones that have eating disorders. I feel that is too harsh, even for me  and try to break from that and hope some singin' mice show up.

The cat returns and it is a cat and not someone dressed as a cat. Well she is dressed like a cat. Oh the hell with it, she is Asian girl in a cat suit. She is very expressive and is funny in the role. Then something happens, and the mind wanders again.
Am I attracted to Asian girls in cat suits?

I think I am.
How could I have not known this so far in life?  

Now before you make a judgment about me, keep in mind this is a children's play about a subservient girl in an abusive household waiting for a gay man with a foot fetish.

But even still, sometimes I wish I was Japanese so my attraction to Asian women wouldn't be as creepy.

I supported the arts and my friend

and all of you got to learn something new about me.

And we all lived happily ever after.

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Now I want to talk about porn.

You kids today don't know how good you got with all the internets and the porn. There was time when getting any adult material was like finding gold. When I was young there was this gap between the time of households having movie projectors and vcrs. These were dark times for obscene fun, my friends

Even the myth of finding a "stag" film was worthy journey. Because no one you knew had one you could watch and it was a huge ordeal finding this smutty grail.

Being at the age during that video drought and wanting, no needing, to see this type of movie. My degenerate friends and myself began our quest. These stories will always start with someone's older brother. One of the guys had a brother that had a 8mm film. They didn't have a projector. My mom had a projector but it was Super 8mm and wouldn't play that format. One of the guy's grandmother had a 8mm projector but the bulb was burnt out. Bulbs cost around $25 and since home movies were being phased out or that family just stopped caring enough to film their kids anymore they weren't going to invest in a new bulb. But the bulb to my moms projector would work.

So like the map holders in the Treasure Of Sierra Madre we all had to meet with our pieces. We all synchronized our watches and I had to smuggle out a light bulb without my mom seeing me on the day the others guy's grandma was gone and ride my bike 3 miles without breaking it.

Everything fell into place as we set things up in the basement. Like kingpins of crime we were ready for our show. Then we watched a total 8 minutes of footage from the 50's in black & white of a fully clothed go-go dancer. And even as young as I was I said,
" I usually don't like my dirty movies that clean".
 Someone panicly shouted
"Play it again we must have missed something"
Like we didn't notice the full frontal nudity.

All we went through and no payoff. We didn't know what was on it. We didn't care we just wanted to see ANYTHING. Now it's so weird that all you punks with your downloads and your youporn can pick whatever you are into. Immediately and free. Any two types of things, sub-group of another group it's all out there. Even if it is something so weird you think that you are the only one who wants to see it.

Case in point:

Search engine

Asians in Cats Suits

5 pages dedicated just to that.

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Ever googled yourself?

No I mean did a search under your name. I did.

Turns out there is a doctor in Germany with the same name as me. He is being sued because of numerous babies have had birth defects because of testing he was doing on pregnant women.

Even though the idea of Germans doing bizzare medical experiments is shocking, more shocking is if someone proposed a bet Who would bring disgrace to my name. 

The physician/genetic specialist or
the unemployable know-it-all blow hard?

Jeez, even I would have taken the odds on that one.